But I Have Never Eaten Cake Out of the Garbage

   

* Thanks to Becky for rejuvenating this Sexy game.

I'm a Miranda! Which means...

"You're smart, witty, trustworthy, level-headed, and industrious. You value your independance above all else. Success is very important to you. You give the impression that you may be a little jaded, but you still harbour school-girl fantasies of finding someone who'll make you giggle and blush.

You can also be almost irrationally compulsive at times and are excessively cynical. Structure, order, and schedule are very important to you. You have no tolerance for the majority of men these days. You find their behaviour completely unfathomable, and feel that if a man's over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out from propagating the species."

Miranda quotes:

"I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic."

"I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means?"

So, who the hell are you?

Comments

[Becky]

the cake out of the garbage!!! i'm so glad you put that on here :) that's one of my favorite.... when she leaves the message on Carrie's machine....

"Your good friend Miranda has just eaten a piece of cake from the garbage. You may need to know this information when you check her into the Betty Crocker Clinic."

good stuff.

[Maura]

Samantha: Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda: I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.

Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.

Samantha: I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.

Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.

Miranda: Samantha, I have to say, you are amazing.
Samantha: I am. And if you love me in chemo, wait till you see me at Smith's movie premiere. I'm getting a hot dress, fantastic shoes... I'm going to kick cancer andthat red carpet's ass!

[Liz]

I'm Miranda too. To get a more accurate picture they should let you select more than one vice. ;)

[Chris]

I haven't taken the quiz, but I get the scary feeling I'm Miranda... It's the whole masturbation bit.

[Luke]

OK, I took the test, and confound it, Phil was right. I am Charolette.

[PaintingChef]

I was Carrie...I kind of thought I might be. That's really cute! (I swear on Chanel...) I thought the whole marriage thing might have morphed me into Charlotte but apparently not.