Clearly I'm enjoying my trip down Memory Lane. Indulge me.
Some of my friends and co-workers may remember me blogging about a little thing call The Chicago Chicks Club (see "My first blog" for details). My next venture? The Bon-Bon Club.
October 11, 1996
Friday night
This is to verify the existence of the Bon-Bon Club. To qualify as a member you must meet the following requirements:
1) Have imaginary guys chasing after you. [His name was Jeremiah. Sigh.]
2) Must be sitting at home every Saturday night.
3) Have an obsession with Meltaways, Twizzlers and other fatty junk foods.
4) Don't get any, at all.
Should a fellow member happen to violate any law (especially #4), Hooray!
Congratulations! For the club to be void, both members must have a steady boyfriend (at the same time) for at least one month. Meetings are at least once a month.
X Jane Doe aka Hubba Bubba!
X Frema aka Chunky Monkey
Secret handshake!
* Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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