- Put "Philadelphia Freedom" on repeat during your morning commute?
- Each lunch at 10:30 in the morning, just like in high school?
- Ask lukers to de-lurk?
- Set aside Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to comb through journals from 1996?
- Wonder if your first real boyfriend ever moved out of his mother's basement?
- Let your gas go below a quarter of a tank?
- Not know how to remove the damn Bic white-out from your clothes?
- Want a baby girl because their names are prettier?
- Hope for a raise at your upcoming three-month review?
- Like Target sweatpant capris better than actual capris?
- Sport sandals on non-pedicured feet?
- Adore "Love Notes" and the essence that is Delilah?
- Ask lurkers to de-lurk?
No, I didn't think so.
For stain removal, may I suggest Orange Goop? I know it is primarily a hand cleaner, but it is also just about the best stain remover that I have ever used.
I have taken out blood, mustard, all kinds of booze, axle grease from a tractor trailer truck, citronella oil and other such unspeakable muck.
Most hardware stores have it. Some grocery stores and Wal/K/Target Mart type-places (I think they are called discount retailers) also have it.
As a fat messy klutz, it has saved many of my huge shirts and massive slacks.
Perhaps it would work for your bind?
Posted by: Will Shannon | August 03, 2005 at 12:55 AM
"- ask lukers to delurk?"
i thought you were referring to Luke by "lukers"... a cute little pet name... i had to read it again before i understood what you meant.
lukers! ha!
Posted by: Becky | August 03, 2005 at 02:54 AM
Yes. No. No. Yes. Forget about that ugly goon. Not really wrong, but still not a good idea. No. Yes, that's sexist. No. Maybe. No. Very, very wrong. No.
(And don't call me lukers. Besides, I don't lurk.)
Posted by: Luke | August 03, 2005 at 09:13 AM
Thanks, everyone, for taking a simple typo and holding it up for all the Internet world to see. I should go ahead and fix it so that everyone else thinks you guys are nuts.
Posted by: Frema | August 03, 2005 at 10:59 AM
"Philadelphia Freedom" is perfect for the morning commute unless you are listening to Norah Jones's "Sunrise" repeatedly.
Lukers's Mom
PS I hope used the correct and modern format for the possessive words.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 03, 2005 at 11:57 AM
You sure did! :)
Posted by: Frema | August 03, 2005 at 12:00 PM
I don't know about all of them, but I absolutely think it is okay to want daughters just for the cool names.
I'm totally there.
Posted by: Bethiclaus | August 03, 2005 at 06:51 PM