- How is it that women can embrace motherhood, thrive in the professional world, and hold political office, all at the same time, and waitresses STILL assume the man always gets the check?
- Who would hate their daughter so much they would name her Tiwanna House?
- What do you say to a stranger who, after one drink, confesses she smoked crack in college?
- Why does this zit keep reappearing above my damn lip?
- How depressing must it be for a forty-year-old print rep to be given a time-out by a communications hotshot who still gets excited over which brand of cereal to eat for breakfast?
- If I love All My Children so much, why haven't I taped it in the almost three months I've been without cable?
- What's so wrong with my e-mail address that Dear Abby refuses to share her daily words of wisdom with my inbox?
- Who's your daddy?
A lame attempt at an entry, to be sure, but it's been a long week. Feel free to share your own burning thoughts.
I don't have any of my own burning thoughts to share, but I will say that when I encountered bank teller Tiwanna House's name plate that I thought it said Tijuana House, like some sort of rehab shelter for prostitutes in Mexico.
Posted by: Luke | November 11, 2005 at 02:22 AM
I think the forty-year-old print rep's BOSS could use a timeout. Trust me, I know ALL about timeouts.
Posted by: Number Twelve | November 11, 2005 at 12:06 PM
I like when the waitress gives the check to the guy. Especially when your out with someone besides your husband. They feel obligated to pick the check up and then it is a free meal for me!!!
Posted by: Brooke | November 11, 2005 at 02:05 PM
Frema.... you and I could write the book on what to say to a stranger who confesses her college crack addiction. And we better get started on that, actually, since we have a long list of book titles ready to go.
*SO* glad you were there with me through that surreal experience.
:)
Posted by: Becky | November 11, 2005 at 03:16 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Posted by: Liz | November 11, 2005 at 05:57 PM
Even your so called "lame" entries are worth reading...you little writer you!! ;)
Oh yea, and George is my Daddy.
Posted by: Sambo V. | November 12, 2005 at 01:52 AM
Abby and her daily words of wisdom need to be tasered.
Posted by: Mark | November 13, 2005 at 04:00 AM
Answer me this... is Smooch Dog THAT high maintenace and/or a distraction that he's left on business barely 24hrs ago, and I've alredy deep-cleaned part of the kitchen, logged 5.5 hrs of billable freelance work, wrote one helluva blog post, and I cooked dinner for my Big Sissy meanwhile I'm STILL caring for three lil' ones?
Posted by: Number Twelve | November 13, 2005 at 03:49 PM
I'm with Brooke ;)
Posted by: Bearette24 | November 14, 2005 at 08:54 PM