OK, so it's been a few days since I've posted, but between deciding which table is worthy of getting Jason Chambers at the reception and going back and forth with Luke as to whether a wedding party dance is really necessary and explaining to my brother that "Blow Job Betty" is not so much an appropriate song choice, there's been NO. FREAKIN'. TIME. A fabulous entry is planned for tomorrow, an entry I've already started on, but in the meantime I leave you with a joke my mom told me last night and requested I share with all of you. ("You can put jokes on blogs, right?")
A lady goes to the doctor to get her annual mammogram, and when it's through, she comes home all excited. "Honey, honey, honey," she says to her husband, "The doctor checked me out and said everything's fine. I have the boobs of an eighteen-year-old."
And the husband says, "What did he say about your fifty-year-old ass?"
"Well," she replies, "We really didn't talk that much about you."
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Ha ha!! That one's great!
And, I agree with the Blow Job Betty song. Probably not great for a wedding...
Looking forward to chatting with you...
Posted by: Lost a Sock | May 03, 2006 at 02:55 AM
Great joke. Will you be playing, "Blow Job Betty" before or after YMCA? Whatever is played; this is going to be a great reception following a beautiful wedding.
Posted by: mjd | May 03, 2006 at 09:25 AM
Heee.
Posted by: Fraulein N | May 03, 2006 at 11:12 AM
LMAO ;D
Posted by: verniciousknids | May 03, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Hopefully that song is not about my mother! :o)
Posted by: Brooke | May 03, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Cute joke...I will pass it on to my parents.
Posted by: butterflygirl | May 03, 2006 at 02:17 PM
Bwahaha...!
Posted by: Liz | May 03, 2006 at 06:03 PM
That's hysterical!! Mom is da bomb. ;)
Posted by: Sambo V. | May 03, 2006 at 11:54 PM
oh shit that was sooo funny!! I may have to pass it on too!!
cheers to you and your Mom!!
k
Posted by: kate | May 04, 2006 at 03:33 PM